Posts Tagged ‘Rant’

Sorry dear readers but prepare yourselves for a rant (a rant which might just contain one hundred and one typos cos I can haz wine).
Ready?
Set?
Go…
Don’t you just hate it when you bump into someone you haven’t seen in ages, who is so unhappy, unsecure and all round so much of a freakin’ nonsense that they [...]

As John-Paul Satre once said, “Hell is other people”.
It’s a phrase which popped into my head on Friday night. I was heading to Hoxton for a night out.
The train I caught was more than half empty; so I gladly bagged the window seat of an empty trio and began reading the complete and utter dross which is the [...]

Ah advertising agencies. Sometimes they get it so very, very wrong.
Or indeed perhaps, sometimes the advertising agencies are just victims of over-zealous clients who believe unerringly in their own perfect slogan (the client is always right.. accept when they’re wrong).
Either way here’s a list of my favourite head smackingly stupid advert slogans:
  
1. Phillips Arcitec - “Conquered [...]

Today I was moaning (once again) about how there are far too many people on the planet who use ‘your’ when they mean ‘you are’ or ‘you’re’ and vice versa. It’s one of those things that just makes my blood boil (yep, I should get out more).
Anyways, as a result I was delighted when I [...]

Firstly dear readers, an apology. I feel like I’ve been ranting a lot of late. I’m kinda hoping this will be the last rant for a little while (I’m *really* going to try, ok?).
So, anyways, back to the rant.
There’s an advert which has been driving me loopy-la-la of late.
It’s for a product called Oven Pride.
Now, [...]