Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young girls gone?
Online dating, every one
When will they ever learn… When will they ever learn?
I know that apparently *most* of the couples of who got married in the USA last year, met through e-harmony. I also know people who met via online dating [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Rant’
Snake Oil
The Sound of One Hand Clapping
Perhaps it’s the magical lip loosening quality of excess alcohol consumption…
Perhaps all the intelligent people go to bed early… Who knows?
Nevertheless examples of extreme stupidity and ignorance masquerading as wisdom can regularly be witnessed on the 23:37pm from Waterloo.
Last night I was treated to a gem:
“Philosophy thinking for an hour day, prevents alzheimers, dementia an’ that.”
Oh dear God.
You Were Hot When You Were 16
Sorry dear readers but prepare yourselves for a rant (a rant which might just contain one hundred and one typos cos I can haz wine).
Ready?
Set?
Go…
Don’t you just hate it when you bump into someone you haven’t seen in ages, who is so unhappy, unsecure and all round so much of a freakin’ nonsense that they [...]
Hell is Other People
As John-Paul Satre once said, “Hell is other people”.
It’s a phrase which popped into my head on Friday night. I was heading to Hoxton for a night out.
The train I caught was more than half empty; so I gladly bagged the window seat of an empty trio and began reading the complete and utter dross which is the [...]
Head Smackingly Stupid Advertising Slogans
Ah advertising agencies. Sometimes they get it so very, very wrong.
Or indeed perhaps, sometimes the advertising agencies are just victims of over-zealous clients who believe unerringly in their own perfect slogan (the client is always right.. accept when they’re wrong).
Either way here’s a list of my favourite head smackingly stupid advert slogans:
1. Phillips Arcitec - “Conquered [...]
