Dear hearts, when last I wrote, your heroine was sat lonely & tearful in her bijou one bed flat.
It seemed that sadly, despite her best efforts to be charming, witty and playful the FordOnline PR guy just wasn’t that into her.
She had been snubbed.
*Cue god awful soundtrack - possibly this*
Fade into montage - our heroine [...]
Because Goonies Never Say Die
