Posts under ‘Tomfoolery’

Today, whilst wondering what the devil I ought to write about, I was looking through one of the many draft posts which litter this blog. The title sucked, so I won’t share it with you, but I’d written one sentence:
“A man gets killed by a biro in the Bourne Identity…”
That’s all I’d written. I may [...]

Hello loves.
I was going to write you an intelligent post…  
But then my brother sent me this picture:

I thought you’d like it more.
Happy Monday xxx
 
Image credit

As if I didn’t heart LeedsSEO enough already, they’ve now made me the most popular girl in the office thanks to the biggest jar of penny sweets in the world:

What did I do to deserve this? I hear you cry!
Erm, a really rather poor attempt at a mash-up.
Clearly I won by default… Glorious default! 
Nonetheless, victory tastes very sweet indeed.
Thanks [...]

Sorry darlings, you definitely deserve a real post - full of sound and fury… (and quite probably) signifying nothing; however for now I’m hoping this will at least make you smile.
Gravytrain (who are kind enough to employ me) also run a lead generation/aggregator website called Quotesearcher, covering various insurance and financial service products. Anywho, one of my [...]

Having recently written a post entitled spam for affirmation I was tickled pink to find this lovely bit of spam awaiting moderation today, (click on the image to enlarge, or use an old fashioned magnifying glass):

 
 
 
 
 
Sadly, they forgot to submit “Um” and “I’ve noticed you around” prior to this message.
Shame.