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What teh Interwebz were made for…

Trampolines are amazing…
But this is equally bouncy.

Hat tip to Crockstar

I Heart Charlie Brooker

Read Charlie’s rant about the World Cup (he’s also a bit rude about Avatar - which I entirely approve of).
I would quite like to marry him. But I can’t, because he’s already engaged.
Bah.

On Being 32

Hello my lovelies.
Today I am 32. As this makes me quite, well… old; I thought that I’d share with you some of the ‘wisdom’ which I’ve acquired since I’ve been on the planet:
1. Don’t mix whites and colours in the washing machine. Everything will either end up grey or pink. Of course if you like [...]

Massive Cock

Dear readers,
Today was something of a momentous day; as I found myself tweeting for the 2000th time. I know, I know - pretty cool, huh? And I can do the running man. And the Ant & Dec ‘Lets get ready to rumble’ dance. I am so down with the kids.
In your face Justin Bieber!
What? He’s [...]

Guilty Pleasures: Songs that make you Dance Around your Living Room in your Pants

Dear reader, this blog post is mostly for me and Yaddy…
Here’s my top ten dancing in your pants like no one’s watching anthems (aside from the best song in the world ever) - in no particular order:
1. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-Lot
Nominated by Yaddy - shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt… You [...]