Posts under ‘Relationships’

To date or not to date, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of various relatives looking at me in sympathy (it’s her hair you know)
Or to take arms against a sea of unsuitable men,
And via a dating website, date them? To date: to sleep (with them);
No more [...]

Contrary to popular myth, I am not some Bridget Jones -esque singleton who constantly bemoans her single life, eating vast quantities of chocolate, sobbing through chick flicks, sitting in my pyjamas crying with snot dribbling out my nose, and singing ‘All By Myself’.
However, I will admit to being the type of single girl (oh God [...]

Dear readers, I do not heart Valentine’s Day.
Today I’ve taken it upon myself to try to dispell some common myths - so here goes:

The practise of giving and recieving tokens of love has nothing whatsoever to do with Saint Valentine.
Oh, and incidentally, there was more than one Saint Valentine in any case.
Valentine’s Day cards are [...]

So Christmas Eve…
If you’re reading this (and you know who you are) I’m sorry. I’ve said it before, but I’ve apparently still yet to learn it; I *really* shouldn’t drink.
I really hoped that by now I’d be somewhere different (not in the geographical sense)- a little more sorted at least. I find Christmas really tough. [...]

 
The lovely Jules (Julie Lawrence has asked me to remove this post which she authored back in December.

Out of respect for her, I have agreed to do so.

 
She’s promised me she’ll write something else soon - and if she doesn’t I’ll give her a chinese burn.

 
NB - if you were looking for porn you were [...]