Posts under ‘Love’

Sometimes, dear hearts, you’ll see the one that got away…
Then realise…
That fate dealt you a fucking awesome hand.
That bitch is fickle sure, but sometimes, sometimes baby, she’s wise xxx

Ah modern etiquette. It’s a minefield.
Ever wondered if it’s ok to date your therapist/landlord/second cousin/adopted child?
Wonder no more dear hearts. The Morning News has compiled this handy infographic (click to enlarge).
Why not print it out and keep it in your handbag/manbag* as a handy reference guide?

*If you have a manbag you probably won’t need this [...]

This weekend has officially been a good ‘un.
Today I’ve somehow managed to shop, go for lunch (which incorporated both a glass of Cava (mmm bubbles) AND an expresso martini). Nice little alcohol buzz = win.
I also caught up with my ickle bro (albeit briefly) and I’ve managed to do some work.
Anywho that’s an aside, I’ve [...]

You know what?
Sometimes you might be sad…
Somedays you’ll wish and hope and think and maybe even pray.
But maybe, because you’ve never been god fearing… He won’t hear you.
Don’t worry.
I can hear it.
I feel sad too.
Keep your pecker up baby. I’m listening,
Not that I think I’m God or nothin’. I’m just sad like you x
This just [...]

Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young girls gone?
Online dating, every one
When will they ever learn… When will they ever learn?
 
I know that apparently *most* of the couples of who got married in the USA last year, met through e-harmony. I also know people who met via online dating [...]