Dear readers,
Today was something of a momentous day; as I found myself tweeting for the 2000th time. I know, I know - pretty cool, huh? And I can do the running man. And the Ant & Dec ‘Lets get ready to rumble’ dance. I am so down with the kids.
In your face Justin Bieber!
What? He’s tweeted more than me?
Whatever. I add ‘value’ to my followers*.
Anywho, the very lovely and not in the slightest bit vain stuartpt of LeedsSEO and I pondered over what morsel I could gift my lovely followers with.
This is what we came up with:
Now dear hearts, would you click on a link like that?
Surprisingly 44 people did**.
I heart every single one of you.
I particularly heart @RichardShove who admitted to clicking, and of course @shanejones who retweeted it.
I think that there’s an important social media lesson here. A few days earlier I tweeted a link to an article about how well (or otherwise) social media was being leveraged in the General Election.
Well, massive cock pwned it.
Looks like the internet really is for porn.
Speaking of which, I double dare you to click on this link: http://bit.ly/cqJfmG
… I promise not to tell your Mum x






on Apr 21st, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Hannah, you really shoudl know better by now than to listen to anything @stuartpturner tells you to do, can you imagine what would happen if I started listening to him? I think the world might implode!
Congrats on the 2000 tweet btw, although you really should tweet more!
on Apr 21st, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Well Hannah, what can I say? It was amazing advice and 44 clicks proves it.
on Apr 21st, 2010 at 9:17 pm
@stuartpturner Yep, maybe we should pimp ourselves out as soshalll meeedya gurus.
I reckon we could make at least 50p.
on Apr 21st, 2010 at 9:31 pm
@Sarah, sorry, your comment got caught up in moderation - how rude!
Thanks lovely, and you’re quite right I really must stop listening to that boy…
Re tweeting more? Really? Are you sure?
on Apr 21st, 2010 at 10:06 pm
I clicked on it and I’m not ashamed to say it! congrats on tweet 2000! x
on Apr 21st, 2010 at 10:07 pm
@Yaddy - Yay! Massive cock FTW
on Apr 21st, 2010 at 10:10 pm
You should have done that tweet at 930am on a Friday morning. I guarantee you would have got far more clicks and a hell of a lot more rt’s
Btw thnks for the pwnage!!!
on Apr 21st, 2010 at 10:16 pm
@Shane - ah yes the Friday crowd… Next time fella - the possibilities are endless…
on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 9:29 am
I’ll forgive you for outing me but only because it’s you! I definitely agree that it’d go down better on a Friday, I’m sure I’d probably take the bait again!
on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 11:45 pm
*note to self* tweet a similar obvious innuendo stylee link at 9.30am on Friday…