Hello my lovelies.
Today I am 32. As this makes me quite, well… old; I thought that I’d share with you some of the ‘wisdom’ which I’ve acquired since I’ve been on the planet:
1. Don’t mix whites and colours in the washing machine. Everything will either end up grey or pink. Of course if you like [...]
Posts from ‘April, 2010’
On Being 32
Stop All the Clocks
Dear hearts, Nanny died today.
I dearly hope you’ll join me in raising a toast to a fabulous human being.
Death in this instance is happy-sad.
Words rarely fail me, the verbose little bitch that I am… But, in this instance I’ve elected to re-purpose (she’s for he’s) what was an already marvellous poem by W.H. Auden. I’d [...]
Massive Cock
Dear readers,
Today was something of a momentous day; as I found myself tweeting for the 2000th time. I know, I know - pretty cool, huh? And I can do the running man. And the Ant & Dec ‘Lets get ready to rumble’ dance. I am so down with the kids.
In your face Justin Bieber!
What? He’s [...]
Numb
I’m loving this track.
They’re using it on the Grey’s Anatomy trailers on TV at the moment and it’s blurry fantastic. I was therefore surprised to find it was by Marina & the Diamonds…
Particularly seeing as how I thought Hollywood was a flimsy, annoying, ear maggoty piece of poppy crap (don’t hold back Hannah, say what [...]
Even a Stopped Clock Shows the Correct Time Twice a Day
Acts of sheer human will are rare, beautiful and fantastic.
For the last few years my Nanna has suffered from dementia. Dementia robbed us of the woman we loved, adored and respected.
But in the last few days, she’s come back.
My Nanna can’t talk, can’t walk, can’t feed herself. She can no longer communicate.
It’s been a long [...]
