Posts from ‘January, 2010’

I heart this photo bombing seal. He’s crashed the penguin’s party.

I’d like to think he’s saying “Hey you guys!” like Sloth from the Goonies.
Because seals can talk. In my world.
…I think that the interwebz may be damaging my health.
 
Image credit Acting Like Animals; hat tip to Rob Ousby.

It’s January. It’s cold. It’s a bloody stupid time to start a diet. No one will have any idea of how fat (or otherwise) I am because I am wearing so many clothes.
That’s why I don’t feel at all guilty about my food intake today. It looks like this:
- One pot of ambrosia creamed rice [...]

Dear God I watch some bad TV. I really must stop it.
Surely there could be something better which I could be doing with my time… Like possibly gouging my eyes out with teaspoons.
I just caught the last 15 minutes of Take Me Out. It’s dreadful. I mean really dreadful. Seemingly the idea is that a [...]

There’s an ad running on TV in the UK at the moment - a guy on a therapist’s couch recites lines from various famous ads -

So little Mummy and me were sat watching Christmas TV (I’m guessing it was either Poirot or Miss Marple - it usually is) and the advert came on.
Mumsy pipes up [...]

Happy New Year my loves x