Having recently written a post entitled spam for affirmation I was tickled pink to find this lovely bit of spam awaiting moderation today, (click on the image to enlarge, or use an old fashioned magnifying glass):
Sadly, they forgot to submit “Um” and “I’ve noticed you around” prior to this message.
Shame.
on Sep 26th, 2009 at 11:59 am
A friend of mine has you in her sights as her next “conquest”. She is utterly disgusting and you shouldn’t go near her. If you get a similar comment from anyone named Artemis, DELETE, DELETE!
on Sep 28th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Really?
Or are you just indulging my massive ego?
I hope you’re eating properly & washing your socks xxx
on Sep 29th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
WAit a minute… there is spam that says “I’ve noticed you around and I find you very attractive?!”
How advanced…
on Sep 30th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I also got ‘I love you’ a few days ago.
I’m playing hard to get right now.
… This is getting a bit Jerry Springer, huh? Just for the record, I am not going to fall in love with a spam bot…
I’m sure it’s just lust…
on Sep 30th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Yeah, I mean they have to at least invest an evening into getting to know you before all dropping the l-bomb in your blog comments.
tsk. Spammers. Something for nothing, I tell you.
on Oct 10th, 2009 at 10:35 am
It’s not really a compliment having her want to shag you!
and yes Mum..kind of eating properly..socks get washed every so often..although the flat is now resembling The Young Ones more and more
on Oct 12th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Kind of eating properly? Sounds like you do take after me
Flat ressembling the Young Ones? Want me to come over and Hoover Vacoom?
xxx
on Oct 23rd, 2009 at 11:56 am
The living room/our room is actually pretty tidy. I hoover vacoomed last night, and tidied.
The bin is currently soaking in bleach in order to get the rotting gunk off the bottom..and I’m bathing every other day (and my socks are clean on, albeit odd)
on Oct 24th, 2009 at 12:29 am
What!? You know how much hoover vacooming makes me happy, are you trying to tell me you don’t need me anymore?
Let Mummy sort your socks. I’ll make ‘em into pairs that match and everything.
Oh and we’ve talked about bathing every other day. We are not a little street urchin, we are middle f*cking class sweetie! We wash at least once per day, and sometimes twice.
Now be a good boy and pour Mummy a gin and tonic. She has hiccups.