Hello loves,
I feel like I’ve been woefully neglecting this blog of late - for this I apologise - trouble is I’ve been doing a LOT of writing at work recently - all on oh so dry subjects like double glazing, insurance and so on - consequently I’ve been feeling like I’d sooner gouge my own [...]
Posts from ‘April, 2009’
Ear Maggot VI
Winning the Lottery
Hello my loves, Happy Friday!
This week I met up with Steve for a drink. This in itself is not unusual. We sat in the pub garden (which again is not particularly unusual thanks to the smoking ban) but it was nice to able to sit out and not freeze to death.
Whilst discussing the usual nonsense the [...]
Top Ten Reasons Why I Suck At Parking
Dear readers, a confession (although for those of you who know me, this isn’t so much a confession as a statement of fact):
I suck at parking.
As I’m short on inspiration today I figured that I write a post about why that is… (NB I totally understand if you decide not to read on - sounds [...]
Ear Maggot V
So, it’s Bank Holiday Monday, and feeling rather chuffed with myself having written my last post, I decided to indulge in the guilty pleasure that is Loose Women (I know, I know - it’s really not OK).
Anyhow, guest-wise they had Gazza and Su Pollard, and then my loves - Imelda May was their musical guest. Speaking of [...]
To Date or Not to Date
To date or not to date, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of various relatives looking at me in sympathy (it’s her hair you know)
Or to take arms against a sea of unsuitable men,
And via a dating website, date them? To date: to sleep (with them);
No more [...]




