Dear readers, those who know me, will attest to the fact that I am a filthy smoker.
I am not a nice person sans cigarettes.
I was running low today before I went to rehearsal, but figured – not to worry Tesco doesn’t close until 11pm or something – I’ll pick some up on my way home.
Well, I was right about Tesco remaining open, but not apparently the cigarette counter.
They close the cigarette counter at 10pm.
It’s absolute bloody lunacy. I mean – smokers *need* cigarettes after 10pm. No one *needs* carrots after 10pm. Or leeks, or some kind of hideous frozen fish pie.
But you can buy carrots, leeks, hideous frozen fish pie and much, much more at Tesco after 10pm.
Just not cigarettes.
All I want is cigarettes. From Tesco, after 10pm. Is that really too big an ask?
Tesco claim every little helps. Well Tesco there’s a wee small little thing you could do to help me – keep the cigarette counter open until you close the store.
Oh and Tesco? I hate you.
Now – to any smokers out there with a stash of fags – right now I’d quite possibly cut off my right arm for a pack.
However to avoid any unneccesary blood shed would you be willing to trade some carrots, leeks and a hideous frozen fish pie for just one ickle cigarette? Me love you long time xxx