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Posts from ‘February, 2009’

Tesco - I Hate You!

Dear readers, those who know me, will attest to the fact that I am a filthy smoker.
I am not a nice person sans cigarettes.
I was running low today before I went to rehearsal, but figured - not to worry Tesco doesn’t close until 11pm or something - I’ll pick some up on my way home.
Well, I was [...]

Comedy Car Insurance Claim Form

Dear readers, I sincerely hope I’m not breaking any laws in sharing this with you; but I just couldn’t resist.
As some of you may know, I work for an online marketing agency and we have a few insurance clients. Whilst this form wasn’t submitted to one of our clients directly - it was submitted to [...]

Valentine’s Day - Common Myths Dispelled

Dear readers, I do not heart Valentine’s Day.
Today I’ve taken it upon myself to try to dispell some common myths - so here goes:

The practise of giving and recieving tokens of love has nothing whatsoever to do with Saint Valentine.
Oh, and incidentally, there was more than one Saint Valentine in any case.
Valentine’s Day cards are [...]

Handy Hint No. 1 - If You Don’t Know What a Consultant Does, You’re Probably Not Qualified to Be One

I love listening in to other people’s telephone conversations.
Whilst on my way to see Cirque du Soleil with my Mum, I overheard the half a conversation which a young guy was having with (I’m guessing) a recruitment consultant.
The guy clearly wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box… He seemed to be talking about various IT [...]

Pimp My Little Pony

Dear readers, of late I have been making it my quest to share with you the fabulous things I come across in my travels across the information superhighway that is the interwebz.
And today, I bring you perhaps the best yet.
My Little Pony was a frankly pretty average toy from my childhood. But I did love them nonetheless. [...]