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Comedy Car Insurance Claim Form

Dear readers, I sincerely hope I’m not breaking any laws in sharing this with you; but I just couldn’t resist.

As some of you may know, I work for an online marketing agency and we have a few insurance clients. Whilst this form wasn’t submitted to one of our clients directly – it was submitted to another company and has been doing the rounds via email.

I’m pretty sure it’s genuine – but decide for yourselves.

I’ve blacked out any names (for reasons of confidentiality) with my ‘Paint’ skillz.

Insurance Claim Form

The claimant says:

“I was stopped at traffic lights. The lights changed. Mrs <name obscured> started to move and then stopped (stalled). I had just started to pull away and then broke. As I stopped I very slightly touched the rear bumper of the car in front. We both got out. There was no damage and Miss <name obscured> is a fat chav who definitely does not have whiplash.

Without Prejudice.”

My favourite bit is the cartoon – on that part of the form, you’re just supposed to show a sketch of the position of the vehicles when the accident occurred. But I think the cartoon expresses his feelings more clearly.

Blurry genius eh?

14 Comments

  1. Rory says:

    Possibly the most ironic use of the phrase “without prejudice” I’ve seen in years 😉

  2. Hannah says:

    It’s brilliant, huh?

    Kinda like those people who say ‘no offense, but…’ then say the most offensive thing they can think of.

    I also like the way the… er fat chav – has a boobs which rest on her massive belly and appears to rockin’ a long skirt and baseball cap combo – high fashion indeed.

  3. kindgavin says:

    Fantastic. I truly and sincerely hope she doesn’t win.

  4. FPM says:

    I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now i am a world class magician !

  5. haha says:

    I’m from the UK and can totally sympathize.

  6. Rick says:

    Why do Japanese rising sun as your banner? Are you planning to commit genocide, starve, torture and rape entire nations? Perhaps you should adorn your website with swastikas as well.

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  8. Guffin Mopes says:

    I absolutely love the person responsible for that claim.

  9. Hannah says:

    @kindgavin – me too love!

    @FPM – erm –

    @ Rick – I’m sorry the image offended you. It’s a wordpress theme, it’s not representative of my political views.

    @Guffin Mopes – likewise

  10. the anti-rick says:

    Rick, what percentage of the current Japanese population was alive during the time that those atrocities took place.

    You are an idiot.

  11. John Meison says:

    LMAO priceless! Good one dude!

  12. That is awesome – I feel much better now! One of my friends works for Walker Morris (insurance claims solicitors) and I’ve heard a few of these stories, but none so charmingly illustrated.

  13. kmac says:

    Such artistic talent! lol

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