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Comedy Car Insurance Claim Form

Dear readers, I sincerely hope I’m not breaking any laws in sharing this with you; but I just couldn’t resist.

As some of you may know, I work for an online marketing agency and we have a few insurance clients. Whilst this form wasn’t submitted to one of our clients directly - it was submitted to another company and has been doing the rounds via email.

I’m pretty sure it’s genuine - but decide for yourselves.

I’ve blacked out any names (for reasons of confidentiality) with my ‘Paint’ skillz.

Insurance Claim Form

The claimant says:

“I was stopped at traffic lights. The lights changed. Mrs <name obscured> started to move and then stopped (stalled). I had just started to pull away and then broke. As I stopped I very slightly touched the rear bumper of the car in front. We both got out. There was no damage and Miss <name obscured> is a fat chav who definitely does not have whiplash.

Without Prejudice.”

My favourite bit is the cartoon - on that part of the form, you’re just supposed to show a sketch of the position of the vehicles when the accident occurred. But I think the cartoon expresses his feelings more clearly.

Blurry genius eh?

14 Comments on “Comedy Car Insurance Claim Form”

  1. #1 Rory
    on Feb 16th, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    Possibly the most ironic use of the phrase “without prejudice” I’ve seen in years ;)

  2. #2 Hannah
    on Feb 17th, 2009 at 9:06 am

    It’s brilliant, huh?

    Kinda like those people who say ‘no offense, but…’ then say the most offensive thing they can think of.

    I also like the way the… er fat chav - has a boobs which rest on her massive belly and appears to rockin’ a long skirt and baseball cap combo - high fashion indeed.

  3. #3 Will
    on Feb 17th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    haha i love it!

  4. #4 kindgavin
    on Feb 24th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Fantastic. I truly and sincerely hope she doesn’t win.

  5. #5 FPM
    on Feb 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now i am a world class magician !

  6. #6 haha
    on Feb 24th, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    I’m from the UK and can totally sympathize.

  7. #7 Rick
    on Feb 24th, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    Why do Japanese rising sun as your banner? Are you planning to commit genocide, starve, torture and rape entire nations? Perhaps you should adorn your website with swastikas as well.

  8. #8 The Morningstarr* - The humour thread
    on Feb 24th, 2009 at 9:44 pm

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  9. #9 Guffin Mopes
    on Feb 24th, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    I absolutely love the person responsible for that claim.

  10. #10 Hannah
    on Feb 24th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    @kindgavin - me too love!

    @FPM - erm -

    @ Rick - I’m sorry the image offended you. It’s a wordpress theme, it’s not representative of my political views.

    @Guffin Mopes - likewise

  11. #11 the anti-rick
    on Feb 25th, 2009 at 3:12 am

    Rick, what percentage of the current Japanese population was alive during the time that those atrocities took place.

    You are an idiot.

  12. #12 John Meison
    on Feb 25th, 2009 at 4:18 am

    LMAO priceless! Good one dude!

  13. #13 stuartpturner
    on Feb 25th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    That is awesome - I feel much better now! One of my friends works for Walker Morris (insurance claims solicitors) and I’ve heard a few of these stories, but none so charmingly illustrated.

  14. #14 kmac
    on Feb 27th, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Such artistic talent! lol

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