Dear readers, I have an ear maggot.
An ear maggot (as defined by me and my friend Trudy) is a song which inexplicably gets stuck in your head. Sometimes ear maggots can be very bad things.
Particularly if they’re songs you hate.
Leona (she looks like a hactual lion) Lewis’s ’Forgive Me’ (I wouldn’t forgive her for reasons too [...]
Because Goonies Never Say Die
